Nice Body, Wrong Loadout: The System Gave Me Curves and a Life-Stealing Tank Build
Chad Baconizer died chasing half a point of jawline. The gods sent him to a fantasy world in a stunning female body, then handed him the worst class menu he had ever seen.
Science Fiction & Fantasyecchi harem LitRPG / progression fantasy (gender-swap curse)Heat: open door
He is still a man.
The System disagrees.
Bandits sell Chad into a desert sheik’s harem before he can reach level two.
When a celebrated hero party raids the palace and treats every captive as expendable, Chad escapes with Zafira, Elka, and Ione—three adult women with the skills to keep a reckless tank alive.
Bloodguard turns pain into protection.
Each clean strike steals Health.
Tropes: gender swap isekai, harem, tank build progression, anti-slaver campaign, found family
AuthorJax A. River
GenreScience Fiction & Fantasy
Published2026-08-16
ASINB0HFFJL9G5
FormatsKindle
Heat levelopen door
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